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>>23881172
"People" don't analyze anything. Algos do all the big boy heavy lifting Algos are making moves based off other algos. AI overlords rule our decisions because we inevitably end up trying to understand what the fuck AI is doing, and they in turn are trying to outplay us and each other. That's why clown market is a thing - AI doesn't give a fuck about Covid or elections or anything. All algos care about is predicting human emotions and outplaying them. It's a boring dystopia in which most people are unaware that machines already rule over man in indirect and abstract ways.

Dating your step-dad is the best option.

But in all seriousness, at 27 you're prime age for zoomer girls. Girls go for older men. I never understood how cute girls always dated balding 30 year old dudes until became one myself. They throw themselves at you. Especially if they're 16/17 and technically legal in your state. It must be biologically programmed or something. Was a virgin until I was 27, and then out of nowhere I was literally having threesomes with girls who weren't even out of high school yet. No need to sugar daddy either, though they tend to appreciate if you buy them Five Guys after.