/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56283973
You know, I wonder how often a stock price closes on any variation of that number or how close it gets. Maybe it's forbidden and proof that stock prices are mostly made up.

>The shills genuinely still haven't realized it
Oh my...

Already a ton of predditors with rustled jimmies right now

Ken Griffin and his troupe of niglets need to be taken off the streets of downtown Chicagostan and be put in a place where they can be safe and thrive. Like prison.

>>54748407
The movie comes out in October, so wouldn't it be funny if MOASS happens before that?

RC tweet, then immediately Bobby and Baby websites are down.
hhmmmmm

>>53657173
ok here me out, create a shanty town in the middle of nowhere, that only has the consumerist dog shit waste stores thats completly eroded regular life, like mcdonalds and walmart other such bullshit, and everyone from wall street will populate this stupid shit hole, and all you shills will be theyre managers, so you can move out of that sad village and get your sandwhich, hows that sound

>GME up
>BBBY completely inverse to GME
kek

>Price goes up
>Suddenly quiet
Classic

>>53086899
It's almost like hedgies aren't aware of supply and demand or price discovery. Crazy, right?

>>53038350
Sure is funny that there are a lot of people in these threads that constantly say "going to zero fast" and they aren't shorting the stock. Seems like they don't really believe what they are saying.

>>52942311
>Lol this guy looks GOOFY, just like the company he works at
Uh oh Danny...

>>52762105
I would actually love to see this one get posted on Preddit

>>52749188
Checked

>>52743416
If all the tokenized stocks disappear, I wonder what will happen when GME has another big runup into a halt?

>>52697557
He must have realized MOASS is imminent

>>52688338
>and this can all be over
but that's the whole point, anon
we don't sell and it never ends

>>52558418
The billionaires definitely talk with each other, especially since a lot of their finances are intertwined.
>>52558450
>In the interview, Cohen said shorts don't have to disclose their short position.
Damn I forgot about that. Icahn is going to close (allegedly)

>YUz7fxB+
Working overtime tonight I see. Does the hedge fund you work for provide the coke, or do you have to pay out of pocket? I'd say you'd rather be home right now, but your wife probably hates you and is only staying with you because of your money. On the bright side, once your money is all gone, your wife will leave you too. Oh well, enjoy it while you can. One more day, am I right?

>>52271126
Rimjabi and Sukhdeep seem really desperate these days. I think they're afraid of getting fired and being forced back into being poo jannies for the city sewers.

Uh oh plungies. SPY is below 360... better do something about this.

I hope Kenny provides some delightful new reactions today. I would love to make some new memes.

>>51521760
Sure would be extra silly if GameStop decided to do another splivvy...

>>51308155
Checked. What's the matter hedgies, is the liquidity not infinite enough for you?