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>be me
>'pro' cake baker
>bake quality birthday cake for colleague
>HR notices
>Ask me to bake cakes for every birthday and even create calendar with birthdays at work
>boss is a tasteless pleb who enjoys chocolate muds
>get compensated $30 for a $5 cake mix
>'forget' to bring cakes to work
>get to spend upwards of an hour driving to home and back
>spend upwards of an hour chatting and cleaning up cake tray at office
>'I was baking cakes' is a legitimate excuse for late completion of work thanks to having HR ladies bullying whipped boss
>since baking started I've been getting less work
>average of 7 birthdays a month
>I get paid a 6 figure Systems Engineer wage to spend my time baking cakes that take no time at all to make
Have I made it bros?