/biz/ - Business & Finance

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It blows my mind that news outlets will print articles like this as if any normal person gives a fuck about a """"labor shortage"""
>B-b-but if you don't agree to work for $6 an hour then I'll have to be a wagie just like you, instead of being a business owner and (minimum wage) "job creator"
>Yeah I got 1000 applicants, but I'm waiting for that special someone. I'm just not sure candidate #624 was the right "fit" for our "culture" here
>Train workers? NO FUCK THAT I only want to hire people who have 100% of the skills I want on day one.
>This business has been in my family for 100 years! My daddy gave it to me! This isn't fair I work hard too REEEEE!
>RAISE WAGES!?!? But what about my profits?!?
Cry me a fucking river