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>>17176726
"YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?"
He proceeds to fart loudly, with a shit eating grin on his face.
"SERGEY, I'M EXCITED FOR YOU!!" I yell in a fit of sass.
"Aw, that's sweet..." he says with a smile.
"Mmmm, tell him," I say, taking a seat beside him.
I am interrupted again. With a long lasting fart, I slowly open my mouth. My butt falls out, full of fresh beef, and some shit.
"Oh my God" he says.
"SERGEY! NO!" I yell in fear. "I've been watching E.T. and I......!"

He begins to shake me violently.
"WHAT DID YOU SEE?!" he shrieks.
I begin to cry.

my linky stays stinky at any price!

I am currently a free man!

I am like Bill Gates without a computer!

Like your drug dealer who smokes your drugs without paying for them.

You are scared.

You want a nice girl who could give a handjob while listening to The Muppets theme song but you are afraid she would walk out on you.

You are scared your house might collapse because of poor construction,
you are scared that your landlord could sue you for trying to upgrade your roof.

You are scared that someone might steal your hard work and steal your bank account.

I hope the most of these will help you to get past your fears and get in touch with your inner donkey.