/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw the one call of the day is scheduled at 4pm with our Asian supplier.
Really wrecks my vibe. I think I’ll watch Star Wars today.

WFH master race here, cheers

Currently cooking French Toast on the clock. Ah, feels good

>wouldn't want to get Tyrone as my cellmate

speak for yourself, faggot

>>24326721
Based.

I haven’t popped into any of these threads all week because I actually had a busy week with work. Some internal incompetence was threatening to undo some of my work. Now I’m going to make love to my wife, cook dinner, and watch some Kino whilst getting paid for it today.

Protip:
>if your company uses google hangouts to tell if you’re online, simply use an auto reloading extension and set it to reload every 7-14 minutes. You’ll look like the most productive person

>>24262728
I have never had romantic or sexual contact with a woman who wasn’t from the internet.

Had an issue with the WFH client this AM and had to actually call the help desk at the office. Have not done a god damn thing since but have been on the clock Youtubing and shitposting/gaming. Feels good

I have never been in a comfortable state since 2008.

>>24231478
I once fucked a woman within less than 2 hours of meeting her online. Her pussy stank so much but I kept going anyway. Think I saw green stuff on her skin too. Had to shower to get the smell off right after. I hate myself. Wish I knew how to meet women especially in these unprecedented times. I need love and guilt-free sex so much.

I’m hungry, horny, and lonely.
Also a bit stinky.

I am now a ten-thousandonaire.
A few months ago this was unimaginable to me.
One-hundred-thousand is only 10 times away.

Fuck niggers

>>24124842
If you're lucky probably hit millionaire if you time your sell perfectly. So realistically, ~$700,000.
That's assuming link doesn't shit itself, and can actually position itself as a defi oracle.

$1,000,000.69

Good morning good sirs! Nothing more glorious than a weekend that begins at 9:30 AM on Friday morning, am I right?

What’s on the agenda today?

I like to schedule emails to my colleagues with Gmail so that they arrive at different times throughout the day.
>anon, why do you send emails at 7pm? You work so hard.

Good morning my dear chaps. I pray you have a long hard day of “work”in front of you?

Why’s on your agenda today?

For me:
>30 minutes sending emails
>7 hours and 30 minutes of WHATEVER I WANT

I just sold the top, it's going to crash so bad
I don't know how much money I took from trannies conversion therapy's fund, but I guess no one is going to get their dick chopped off any time soon

This was the absolute top, and I just sold it
Sorry trannies, no conversion therapy for you anytime soon, thanks for the gains, though

This was the absolute top, and I just sold it
Sorry trannies, no conversion therapy for you anytime soon, thanks for the gains, though

>>24022276
Hello good chap. I’ve been enjoying the whole situation, we sold our offices and just have a small coworking space now.

I’m trying to think of good side hustles, any ideas? I have way too much spare time from doing absolutely itching every day.

>>23988933
Good morning chaps. I’ve never been comfier in my life. My day to day used to be 2-3 hours of moderate “work”, now I’m getting freelancers to “reduce my workload” and it’s more like one, with the occasional call with a supplier where I shoot the shit more than actually accomplish anything. My company sold all their offices, and got a tiny coworking space for if we ever want to go in again. All in all things are comfier than ever.

Any tips on how to exploit google hangouts online feature? I was also wondering if anyone had any good side hustles to work on while “working”.

I'm off to ride on my girlfriend's Peloton while staring at some roastie's breasts. Life is good.

I pray you’ve had a productive day working from home?

I for one have done absolutely nothing but make love to my wife and have gotten paid handsomely for it.

>>23961005
Hello lads. Supremely I’ve been supremely comfy since March. My company just sold both their offices and got a token office in a coworking space. Profits and revenues are up over last year too, so I’m thinking this is here to stay. It’s great being paid to have sex with my wife.

I spread out the 1 hour of moderate work across 3. We use google hangouts to show online, so I just have a auto reloader on a gmail tab to show I’m online all the time. Best part is my commissions are at all time highs.

Honestly I’m getting bored bros, any non-crypto side hustles to pursue? Nothing like getting double paid.