/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5306272
KURZWEIL YOU DIDN'T WARN ME OF THIS


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Two deluded linkies buy the all time high
the all time high, the all time high

Guess who's back? Back again?
Sergey's back, tell a friend.

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump my coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots are co-operating
Cause binance is finally operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you dont have a clue you're hating
Cause your crypto's dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down and pump BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the tip and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a meme revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting my ass

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I have never been this betrayed before in my life...

I trusted you Sergey

>>5000089
here you're going to need this too if you're getting Link

i also have the prototype meme here for proofs :^)

I have no idea what this coin does. It looks like a college project that accidentally raised $30M and they are keeping it afloat with smoke and mirrors. At this moment it appears to be just a website with a form.

This is a biz meme investment that got shilled by some talented meme makers. It’s more of a psychological phenomenon than an investment.

LINK does everything and nothing at the same time.

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NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

I JUST PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO THIS SHITCOIN AT 46¢

SOMEBODY PLEASE WAAAAKE MEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP

I got in at block 502, when do I get my LINK? I swear i will dump LINK to zero if I am not in, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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