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>>2696595

Try this: get a low skill job such as janitor.

Then, late at night, take to the blackboards and compose an elegant solution to a pressing problem you've discovered by rifling through the file cabinets and desks

The ensuing mystery will have everyone wondering who did it.

Using the contacts from the phone directory "confess" to the department head whose problem you've just solved.

Surprise him in a confidential meeting and tell him that you did it all to get around the tyranny of HR and be immediately promoted.