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The radical islamic financial terrorist known as Sergey Nazarov was found dead this morning of an apparent accidental suicide. His body was found stuffed with fourteen point eight eight cheeseburgers, one of which lodged into his esophagus. He was accompanied by one Zayi Reyes (pictured), an employee of Nazarov's Chainlink Labs, who was crushed under some seven hundred pounds of Nazarov's mass while Nazarov attempted the act of sexual congress. News will break to media outlets within 3 hours.

>>59221301
I am a happy paypiggie for mama zayi

I like to imagine she is happy on the beach somewhere being paid for the hard work of washing her face in the morning

I don't know if you can make 2k off of 30k a month but you can try staking some crypto with ok yield? Sol, Super... It *will* require you to lock it to generate anything meaningful and with these market conditions that may be considered suicide but you don't really have many alternatives.
He didn't say no crypto.

I have a shoe box with cash in it, not a safe. It's hidden under my couch. Literally nobody will ever suspect anything since the meme is that you hide it under your bed or whatever. Nowadays I have most of my money on USDT and Re.al staking though, 80% usdt 20% re.al and the rest of my savings in cash in said box.

>>58862244
OP's point is that they are diverting revenue that should go to the network. They pretend they have to "bootstrap" the network by dumping link to pay for nodes but it looks like they have way enough revenue to pay them. So the dumps are not needed and just a result of their greed and disdain for the token holders. There, I spelled it for you retard.

>>58659094

>no buy pressure

Lol so advocates are now straight up admitting it's dumping because no one is buying?

Kek

What habits do you have that earn you money?
For me its loudely yelling out all LPL CHUDDY posting that I read until my voice hurts

___ _____ __ ______.

Here it is
The moment Chainlink Labs jumped the shark
>inb4 jannies delete this photo again (why?)

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake.

Another month of 20.5-22.5
How big is your swing stack anon?

CCIP GENERAL ACCESS HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED
SWITCH FLIPPED!
SWITCH FLIIIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEDDD

How much have you guys spent on Sirgay's onlyfans (ticker: $LINK)?

For me, $67K (so far). I know it's a lot, but when I saw him getting that bj from that hot blonde it made me DIAMONDS. Mommy zayi is just the latest little treat.

>>57936211

In 14326 minutes (March 20, 2024, midnight UTC), I will be selling all my LINK unless CCIP is announced.

>0.00029 on life support
I don't get it. Does Sirgay think he's gonna find CCIP down there?

Hey one of those is mine. Yeah the link scam is finally drying up. I think picrel did it for a lot of people. At this point I'm not even sure CCIP release would be enough for damage control.

How much LINK do I need to have this lifestyle?

Hire fewer fat fucking roasties LIVING BETTER FUCKING LIVES THAN 99% OF LINK HOLDERS
DICKING AROUND
ON FUCKING TIK TOK
AND GET YOUR FUCKING JOB DONE YOU LYING FAT SACK OF SHIT