/biz/ - Business & Finance

Okay that was fun Bobo, but lets get back to the pump. Okay?

market literally wants to meltup, bobos still in denial

>S&P closed above 3900
uh oh-spaghetti-o

>>50444594
yesterday isn't real and you can't prove otherwise.

You mean the always-online, mentally-ill, pornography-addicted schizos who hate the world almost as much as they hate themselves were incorrect in their assessment that the world is collapsing? I can't believe it.

bullbros I'm preparing for the golden mumurun...

Go back and look at when people start slurping compared to when GDP bottoms out. The difference will astound you.

priced in
>recession
>interest rate increases
>QT
>covid & covid variants
>Russia & Ukraine
>Joe Biden's dementia
>Abe-sama's assassination

not priced in
>Powell pivot
>interest rate decreases
>Joe Biden's arrest & subsequent life imprisonment
>monkiepox

>>50220212
>Reminder that mumus have been making money and swimming in pussy for the past 80 years while you were shidding and farding because you apparently can't figure out how to long in Robinhood, and reminder that mumus pivot as needed and make money when line goes down too, bobo you dumb faggot. Congratu-fuckin-lations, after this neck-breaking 6-months-straight of dumping, SPY is almost back to where it was 2 fuckin years ago lmao

watch and learn

I taste your fear, bobo

I feel your growing fear, bobo

I feel your fear and rage, bobos

I feel your fear, bobo

I feel your fear, bobo

I see you're gettin' nervous bobo. Don't worry. I mean, it not like even you would be dumb enough to short near the 52 week low, right?

>green day on opex and before a 3-day weekend
extremely bullish

>>49739882
I live in the moment, what happened yesterday does not matter today.

I spy with my little eye higher highs on the spy

>spy couldn't break 410 and now green futes
gettin' nervous, bobo?

>>49273591
What's so funny?

>-1.30% to -0.30% in under an hour