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Zoom out on 3M. This is a useful and expected pullback from the previous two weeks gratuitous gains. I didn't expect so much bearish momentum into close, which suggests a continuation into early next week. It's funny to see stocks like COIN and ASAN get completely obliterated on days like this. Bought more calls, should finish setting up my position by Tuesday.

Bears don't get to cum

Bears claim the market is rigged yet they keep pouring more money into their shorts. Their stupidity is astounding.

Imagine edging for 6 months and not being allowed to cum

I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, that this recent uptick is just a bear market rally and that another rug pull is on the way. I think differently, so much so I think we will see ATH this fall and possibly hit 5000 by Christmas. Here are the reasons:

1: This “recession” is priced in, and it turns out the cost isn’t that large. Unemployment remains low, and people are buying stuff. The line at Chik fil A is still long as ever, and people still can’t get a PS5 at retail.

2: The Ukraine war isn’t that big of a deal. Support is starting to wane, and oil prices are going down anyway. Eventually the conflict will fade into obscurity. As for the European winter, so what if they have to turn on their coal plants? They will still be itching to buy the next iPhone.

3: Chinese housing crisis isn’t a crisis at all. CCP will simply “fix” the balance sheets like they have the last 20 years, and everything will be alright. It’s worked in the past, it will work in the present. The mighty Chinese economic machine will keep churning

4: Inflation is going down, but even if it didn’t, it’s not a big deal. Companies will just raise their prices, and people will continue to buy at those prices. Corporate profits are at ATH in some sectors. Therefore stocks in those remain high. Do you really want to stay in cash with all that action happening?

5: Despite rising interest rates, they are still at historic lows. Fed will probably stop rising them soon with favorable CPI reports. Likely they will top out at very low levels anyway. Volcker days are gone.

See you at the moon my friends, I heard it’s made of cheese.

Bears, have you considered a findom fetish? There are much easier ways of throwing away your money.

>buy DAVE for 68
>sell it for 96 at pre
>buy it for 62
Is it really this easy?

Bears got their Great Depression. The see it every time they check their account values.

Bears are spreading doom but the real horror is in their portfolios

>nearly all dumb, smelly retail traders (read: goyim) are bearish
you know what comes next

oh bobo. oh bobo bobo bobo. how you make me laugh. how you make me smile. you and your silly antics. your irrational rage. your fecally-charged pants. but seriously bobo. did you really, REALLY think that stocks wouldn't rise this week? just because they already rose last week, and the one before? it takes a special kind of gambler to demand a market crash when there is no reason at all to be pessimistic, bobo...
oh, well. at least with inflation going down, you'll be able to afford plenty of rice and beans to support your lifestyle.

Bears claim the market is manipulated yet they keep pouring more money into it. Their low IQ is baffling.

The only Great Depression is in the accounts of bears

The only Great Depression is in the accounts of bears.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand just like that Bobo god hooked again. Let's go! We bussin straight to all time highs :D

The only Great Depression is in the accounts of bears.

The Great Depression seems to be materializing in bears account values.

Say it with me Bobo, 'priced in'.

I can smell the GDP headlines. "Stocks rocket as slowdown economic activity lessens aggressive rate hike fears". The print alone will bring SPY to 420 at least. And THEN we get the Powell Pivot. It will be glorious.

>>50583121
whew, almost thought u were bullish on SIGA. Thank fuck your bearish, what a bullish signal.

Say it with me now: P-R-I-C-E-D I-N

>mfw spy didn't even reach yesterday's low & 392 support held
>mfw today's selloff is just people taking profit before the weekend

>>50495194
Do you have a moment to talk about GaySex?

4 minutes until the next leg up.