/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15626987
Oh so that's why we're pumping. And here I thought the dump was finally over, $1 here we come

>>15549751
>No way they will ever allow that in the US

>>15543317
>tfw will sell at $340 like I saw in a dream and will only have 4 million dollars

>>15531554
>I'm a kissless virgin but also in the .5%

AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOMMMING

When will the COOM token be made?

>>15495666
this is it

>>15456022
>>15456122
>>15456288
TRIPLE CHECKED

>unemployed for four months to travel and literally do whatever I want
>companies won’t hire me because I’m unemployed

So how do unemployed people find work /biz/

>>15434528
DAYS WHEN I STILL FEEL ALIVE

>>15413175
>>15413206
>no software devs make 100k a year, ever

did any anons make it in 2017?
how did you make it?
what do you do with your life now?

>JUST WORK HARD FOR 25 YEARS WHILE PINCHING EVERY PENNY TO INVEST IT AND "RETIRE EARLY" AND BEGIN TO LIVE YOUR LIFE BRO, IT'LL BE WORTH IT AND IT'S EASY BRO THINK ABOUT HOW FUN IT WILL BE TO FINALLY START LIVING YOUR LIFE AT 45-50 INSTEAD OF HAVING EXCELLENT MEMORIES TO LOOK BACK ON OF YOUR YOUTH IT'S EASY

>>15209237
>Hold fiat, cash, and currency.

>>15175437
>ALL OF MY MONEY IS IN CRYPTO

>>15147938
>buy Treasuries

Give hooker $80 “to fuck.” Sucks me with a condom on. Try to lick her asshole, pulls away and stands up
“That costs extra”
Lose my boner and walk out.

>>15082239
>immigrant parents
>parents bought house in NYC in 2001 for $250k
>paid off in about 15 years
>now worth 1.2m
>sister gets married
>parents give $300k to her for a house
>tfw i get nothing because im a useless NEET with no gf

at least i get to live at home for free
hopefully ill make it with my linkies so i can tell my parents i don't need their money for a house

>TFW you wasted your youth playing videogames

>DUDE JUST STUDY HARD IN HIGHSCHOOL AND MISS OUT ON TIGHT PRIME PUSSY TO GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE TO STUDY HARD THERE AND MISS OUT ON AN ABUNDANCE OF TIGHT PUSSY IN ORDER TO GET AN INTERNSHIP WHERE YOU SLAVE AWAY TO GET A JOB ONCE YOU GRADUATE THAT YOU HATE AND BARELY PAYS YOU ENOUGH TO LIVE BECAUSE WAGES DON'T MATCH INFLATION THEN JUST SAVE AS MUCH OF YOUR INCOME AS POSSIBLE TO RETIRE AT 70 AND MOVE TO FLORIDA BRO IT'S EASY BRO

>laugh at my literal retard of a cousin for spending tons of money setting up a shitty taco stand
>Motherfucker is making bank, just bought a house

You cunts lied to me, crypto is shit