/biz/ - Business & Finance

>12982 nasdaq
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
for once in my life I'm glad I listened to bobos

>>54758251
I guess that's the signal for the next ebin play (pump and dump). Be sure to take out a loan to follow your favorite jew's advice again right into poverty, but make sure you pitch one last round of money into a bankrupting company, it will surely squeeze before it's delisted. I'll be back to kek you baggies when that collapses in on itself like a dying star too.

>Tesla blew up one(1) rocket therefore futes are bleeding, bank failures and continual lousy earnings couldn't do it but one(1) rocket pulled it off
Assuming this isn't some fake and gay "we end flat/green lmao" event I find myself ecstatic.