/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25191632
>100%
Hey idiot, it's your lawyer again. you never make 100% guarantees because it opens you up you a ton of lawsuits. Just say 99.99%, man. It's the same fucking message but with vastly better legal advantages. Is changing the number a little bit so hard?

You need to stop doing stupid little shit like this. You never make big mistakes; just a million tiny little mistakes I have to cover your ass for. I need a fucking raise.. and a class of scotch. *sigh*

How can I profit from political unrest?

>>20043852
It's the only way to get a fair chance against the bear without getting crushed and eaten alive.

Bears can survive multiple rifle rounds