/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28779802
Anon during bull markets I'm fucked.
Gaining weight, lacking sleep, stressed out. During bear markets I'm actually putting effort in my real life. Working out, spending time with friends and putting some effort in my career.I'm unironical happy when we see it dump again lmao.

>>24157280
IMAGINE normiess who would choose the few free time they have to fucking look at some random ewhore and a pedo autist. Fuck this clown world.

Roll trips and I will reveal the next x100

Every 20 posts I will give one hint a few hint would be enough to guess the project.

First hint :
- Decentralized af

>>23618654
This, ofcourse people loved Chainlink. All the breadcrumbs posts, oat meal bro, chainlink jesus, flushing toilets and cringey presentations. But there was endless fud on the same time. Most chainlink OGs including myself made it through some stockholm syndrome.

>>22375422
Mfw the best of 2017 was the brapper fad.

>>21918158
>What, a beer is 250 chainlink? Wtf...

Yeah Sergey dumped his whole 650.000 stack so basically chainlink is worthless.

>>21795533
Still Adelyn couldn't figure one thing out. Why did people bought 32 million worth of tokens for a product that wasn't made and wasn't aknowledged by enterprises. Why would Sergey waste his time solving a problem that wasn't really a problem?

During a fun gathering in the office where Sergey was in a good mood Adelyn asked

>Sirgay why token? why neety?

Sergey smiled and stroked his hand through his beard. Well I'm gonna let you into a little secret!

Our token doesn't solve the oracle problem, but it solves my financial problems!

You know for a long time I asked my self how I could become rich by scamming people and get away with it. Well it was quite easy!! Just register your company in the Cayman Islands , create tokens out of thin air, sell them for 32 million, pretend it's some hot shot tech solution on anonymous fora, develop some sort of product that is barely usable, keep a failed eco system alive with some of said token and hype it to a 5 billion market. Meanwhile sell those tokens to "investors" euuhmmm people who might use our product.

>ok Sirgay very nice I can smartcon go?

Yes you can Adelyn, yes you can

>tfw when seeing bitcoin shilled in 2013
>didn't buy
>tfw when seeing etherium shilled in 2015
>didn't buy
>tfw when seeing chainlink shilled in 2017
>guessillbuy.jpg

>tfw when random internet retards posting on an anonymized imageboard just made you comfy. We're gonna make it frens. $1000eoy

Maybe...

You did not underestimate the power of positive thought, did you?
Especially collective positive thought.

I have 3 words:
BAND
AID
SOLUTION