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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GOD PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT. CAN ZENON DEVS HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY? I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY! KOOL-AID IN ONE HAND AND MY DICK IN THE OTHER. I'M READY MR. KAINE. BEAM ME UP ALREADY. ALL I HEAR IS ZOON.. ZOON.. $12723 WAGMI. WELL, WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE???? IS THERE EVEN GOING TO BE AN ALPHANET? I LEFT MY COMPUTER ON FOR YEARS STAKING. I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP. I DID ALL THE TWITTER QUESTS LIKE A LITTLE OBEDIENT DOG, JUST TO GET A TASTE OF THAT SWEET JUICY PP. WOOF WOOF! PLEASE DEVS, PLEASE. MY FAMILY NEEDS THIS. I WOULD EXPLAIN, BUT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. I'M WAYYYYY OVEREXTENDED INTO ZNN. I EVEN BOUGHT LIKE A FUCKING CHUMP JUST SO I COULD LP AND GET MORE OF THAT DELICIOUS DELECTABLE PP. I NEED IT. GOD PLEASE. JUST END IT.