/biz/ - Business & Finance

Think of all the new jobs we’ll create in the debris and nuclear waste cleanup sector HNNNNNGH

T-*burp*TEN MORE YEARS OF *BUURP* BEAR MARKET MORTY
GRANDPA RICK HATES THE FEDERAL RESERVE MORTY *burp* T-T-THEY JUST PRINT ALL THEIR OWN MORTY, ITS THE WORLDS BIGGEST SCAM, SO GRANDPA TOOK THEM OUT MORTY, GRANDPA RICK KILLED THE FEDERAL RESERVE MORTYYYYYY

I've been trying to cringe the newfags away but it actually appears they think the cringe is funny

*burp* T-TEN MORE YEARS OF BULLRUN MORTY, TEN MORE YEARS AND I MAKE IT MORTY.
THE FED M-MORTY, THEY CROSSED ME MORTY, THEY CROSSED GRANDPA SO I MADE THEM GO AWAY MORTY. NO INTEREST RATES *burp* AND 10 YEARS OF GAINS MORTY, JUST RICK AND MORTY TRADING STOCKS 10 MORE YEARS MORTY

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Reddit is actually shit morty, don't kid yourself. The newfags are leaving morty, they will be gone soon. A whole new batch of memes, 10 new memes morty, 10 new memes. I don't even make memes morty, but we get new memes. No more brap posting, no more shitcoins morty, all gone, they will be all gone. We can make whatever we want morty, any thing we think is funny is a meme morty. I rule the board now, I'm the king of the board now morty.