/biz/ - Business & Finance

Alright faggots, I’ve been investing in the stock market but it’s fake and gay so now I’m going to crypto. I have $1000 to invest (immediately, I’ll continue dumping my paycheck into it), and I want to spread it among multiple coins. Advice? Thoughts? Random comments saying OP is a GayLord and not being helpful?

>>27098281
Someone gets it.
>>27098682
>its just a conspiracy Blackrock doesnt own 20% of GME and reddit is super organic and not astroturfed in any way its just autists who want tendies fighting against wallstreet!

Post your fucking nose

>>26477647
>the hebrews have come all the way back around to defending the infinite universe theory because the very possibility of the existence of their God (who they do not believe in) offends them.
>this one acts like bang-->crunch is not the most likely model
>this one pretends that anyone gives credence to infinite expansion model

Gradually, I began to hate them.

>>26106567
>>26106567

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Bitte verpiss dich mit deiner Witzsprache.

>>26099686
gross
>>26101979
yea, bet you enjoy getting your holes filled.

whats wrong with de world.

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>If I made it I would go work at a McDonald's or a grocery store.

Are you, FUCKING KIDDING?
>MAXIMUM RETARD ALERT.
>COULD HAVE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IN THE WORLD
>COULD HAVE ALL THE BUSINESSES OR NOT
>CHOSES THIS.

I never facepalmed so hard bru.

NGMI
G
M
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head and shoulders pattern forming!
>head and shoulders pattern rejected
bull trap forming like on my wallstreet cheat sheet!
>pushes way higher than a dead cat bounce, reaches the ATH again
uhh... double top forming! It's over this time

>btc shoots past 2017 ATH and goes on another bull run
>reddit nocoiners dust off the old 2017 tether FUD

>salary: competitive

>>23038160
I didnt vote for shit lol. Yes people who threw their money into the contract were just gambling, we all know that you arent saying anything new. You and his simp army keep saying "its the investors fault" trying to ignore the elephant in the room: Andre & his team KNEW people were putting in millions of fucking dollars into his contract BECAUSE THEY WERE ACTIVELY ADVERTISING IT WHILE THE MONEY WAS COMING IN and then there was a "hack" that sent this money to his address and poof just like that all these millions are lost. Take one fucking minute to look at this from a prosecutors perspective - your little disclaimer saying "these are tests and not financial advise" means jack fucking shit.

ITT: Hebrew lies and 0 Hebrew metals.
September can't come soon enough.

Ok give it to me straight. What should I do with 15k$?
I want to ride this train to a solid x3 or maybe x5
inb4
>phoneposting
>fucking chainlink
>buy a XSN MN Hydra blabla cuck shit

Do not listen to the faggot in this thread trying to convince you to buy shares of the GLD or SLV ETFs. He's been in every PM thread for days posting 50 replies screeching the worst possible advice. While the mining ETFs are probably good buys, the GLD and SLV ETFs are commodity futures trading, with virtually no transparency. SLV is likely to get swamped with unprecedented calls for physical delivery in September, but only has 1 ounce of metal for every 170 traded in paper contracts. They will have to declare Force Majeure, and pay out everyone but the big banks with the inside track in increasingly worthless fiat, instead of the metal they 'own'. At that point the COMEX breaks down.

He's going to keep sperging about how the ETFs are 'cheaper' and how you're getting ripped off on buying physical, without addressing that you're not actually going to be able to redeem those SLV and GLD contracts for your metal. If you really want to trade paper, go for it. But know you're buying a bomb.

>>20085837
You're not going to like this advice, but consider trolling the graduate departments of archeology and history departments. Consider that a normal six is a gradschool 10 for the most part, but as long as she isn't researching queer feminist donkey breeding theory (I.E. actually has done digs in the past, actually needed to learn another language to get source documents) you should be good.

This of course assumes that you're not a mental midget and can at least show a genuine interest in things you don't do for a living.

>>17953202
>mfw waiting for the inevitable blockchain/crypto and precious metal wealth transfer from the (((fiat))) debtor slave system