/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29205644
And some faggots are gonna tell me that's a man
I don't care, you're gay if you won't fuck the living shit out of whatever that is

>>29133806
>It provides a seemingly perfect bridge between BSC and ETH
Why would anyone need to trade between vastly inferior vitalik shitchain and Binance Smart Chaidn?

>Do taxes
>Reported income: $5,000
>Actual income: $40,000

>>29042719
uh I'm thinking based

>Walk into Walgreens
>Nigger on the register
>Go across the street to CVS instead

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>>28966602
Because I eat thin crust pizza with shitload mozzarella and and big ass ham pieces and not american nigger fat bread pizza. Stay fat niggers.
>>28966484
Yeah I forgot, I was shitposting here

im buying this watch when i cash out

>>28869624
Kek what a reddit nigger you are. I did 100% by listening /smg/ fucking mong kys

>Many weeks later my salary finally arrives
>I only have 523 Satoshis left over, after paying a Chinese mining farm 927 Satoshis as a fee
>The next day Bitcoin crashes 80% against the dollar
>I rush to Binance and convert my remaining Bitcoin to USDT
>I pay a 40% tax for converting my cryptocurrency
>I hear on the news that 40,000,000,000,000 USDT was just minted
>This is good for crypto I tell myself, they must surely have that much money in reserve, why would anyone doubt them?
>I see that Bitcoin is pumping again, no correlation of course
>This is my chance to make all my money back
>Convert my USDT to bitcoin
>Pay 40% tax on converting cryptocurrency again
>Bitcoin dumps 60% overnight

>I head to my local Starbucks™ after work and order a grande
>The barista informs me that that will be $300 + tax of $45 + mining fee of $700 + tip $100
>Happily transfer Bitcoin for my refreshing cup of joe
>The barista then looks at my Bitcoin wallet address and sees that I paid for my subscription to Blacked using the same wallet
>Extorts me for the rest of my wallet
>Once again marvel at Satoishi’s vision™ to allow everyone to see every transaction

Such is the future of crypto

>>28813126
short the market then faggot

>>28788842
No one ever replied to my ATOM threads when it was $5

>>28779048
I hold CQQQ to hedge TQQQ

>>28709856
Im still holding my bags waiting for it to to pump one last time

>>28680239
crashes are buying opportunities.

>>28671131
never. nobody wants the market to crash except for priced out cucks like you.

Feel free to provide liquidity for my 100x leveraged short.

>>28514112
pseudo-fudders or not they all will be priced out. extremely bullish fuds specially towards someone reputable like emin in crypto world

>>28502319
>not investing in POWW and ROPE before market crash
NGMI

>>28482259
how does owning an island in the Caribbean sound?

>>28457121
Flatter me all you want, I'm not selling my cubic pubics.

>>28396964
>No
>I will multiply3x my savings with sndl and not lose money on CLF in a bullmarket

>>28366319
Ahem, JANNIES! Escort this delinquent out at once!

>>28195193
>weed bought from SNDL gains

Bought some gamer stocks to hedge my TQQQ calls on credit card.