/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Dear Ryan, I tweeted at you but still ain't replyin'
I left my twitter @, my reddit u/, and my shareholder reference number at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in June, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the shareholder meeting or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your dad?
My girlfriend's chinese too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Susanne
I read about your Uncle RICO too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some chairman who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shares that you did with the dog company
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with BBBY too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

>my GMEs gone red I’m wonderin’ why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweetin’ all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split