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imagine thinking satoshi won't pump BitCoin

who do you think is selling?

BSV will moon.

sirs the real high IQ play is know that craig sanjay right has keys but why would craig sanjay right give them up? just so he can hand over 550k bitcoin? no sirs that is beyond diarrhea that is laughs kek this goes many kilometer beyond 4d chess sirs.

this why bitcoin wins sirs. they cannot even prove satoshi is satoshi when satoshi even says hes satoshi

craig sanjay, you mad man sir

>>14001905
Craig is an unironic satoj. Don't like it? STIFF

>>13961832
ID BCV FUCK RAJESH SO CLOSE

TY. Now I'm brownpilled.

How can I become a pro shill?

BTC: backed by exchanges, shilled by whales who pump and dump using out-of-thin-air Tether
understand but everyone else is buying
BCH: backed by early adopter crypto billionaires, shilled by geeks
BSV: backed by the nsa, shilled by Pajeets

I just made 1000% gains on this
great team
great success
why don't you get brownpilled too?

I'll press S, but I must say I don't feel so stiff anymore

S

much ruppees to you

>>13511388
Vishnu does not approve of this post

lots of shilling = lots of ruppees

>many team
>many success
buy shitoshis coin and get brownpilled

>good team
>a lot of promises
>many successes
>no shills
Buy my coin and get brownpilled, stupid Goyim

>brownpilled pajeets

Why buy ETH when you can buy Poopereum and get brownpilled

YOU PROMISED IT WAS THE REAL BITCORN AND HE IS THE REAL SATOJ. Is it still on or what? Will it pamp or dump?

Daily remainder there's an army of Indians here who shill shitcoins for $1/hr to a few real users most of whom are fat american basement dwellers.

>>13296918
That's just based and STIFFpilled.
As you all probably know by now, there's a Vishnu living on the blockchain (bsv)

Biz really is dead. A week ago people would at least spam satoshi threads with fud. Now it's not even a vishnu post. Very dissapointing. I guess I'll have to post the vishnu myself

Daily remainder: everything you read here is only meant with the soul purpose of parting you from your Ruppees.

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hashish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain stiffly frozen.

आधारित और पुन: तैयार

God those pagan religions make my religion seem modern.