/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lately I've been weighing the pros and cons of killing myself. I'm not sure that I'm going to do it but I think there's a pretty good chance that I will. Before I go out though I want to take some sort of chance. I have about $30,000 in cash and another ~$88,000 in investment accounts.

I'm not looking to throw anything into crypto or derivatives. Is there any other sort of high upside risk that you guys would take with ~$100,000 at your disposal? Genuinely asking.

What are the pros and cons of trying to summon a demon to learn the next big crypto or stock to make me unfathomably rich?

I avoid crypto entirely and only invest in stocks.

Am I gonna make it?

I only invest in boomer stocks.

This board is mainly comprised of NEETs who compulsively lie about their net worth and accomplishments.

Crypto is the most common topic on this board because it's the only asset class (if you can even call it that) that can be invested in with almost no money.

People on this board constantly post about 'making it' but 'making it' consists of doing the same thing they already do all day (nothing). The reason people here are so desperate to 'make it' is because it will relieve them of the sense of guilt they feel for wasting their lives and being a burden to their family. 'Making it' would provide emotional relief and make them feel justified in their actions of shitposting and watching anime all day.