/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56040411
Every day I manifest the death of Eth dog bat devs, financially and in health. It is working brothers. Soon they will pay for their sins. God is good and we will win this holy war. This is what they get for scamming the og community.

For 50 million dollars would you have (1) new random stranger come to your house each morning and he would push a grape out of his ass that you had to eat every day once a day for life?

Cleanliness of the anus varies and there is no washing/cleaning the grape, you must eat it as is immediately.

If ceypto doesnt make you rich and you commit japanese sodoku as a result... what will your last words be?

Me? I will cry out nigger

U ever fuck a midget?

>tfw always mess with normies and act like an anime character
>checking out my food supplies at the grocery store
>female register lady is scanning my stuff
>i say "With every passing second, your radiant smile illuminates the darkness in my soul"
>grab my things and go

Would you fuck a pussy for 2000 dollars?

Shit hole coin
When you buy shit hole coin you get access to a toilet camera in a japanese womans toilet, the camera activates when shes about to poop. It's live streamed to shit hole token holders. That's the idea, would it work?

How do I become leader of my own drug cartel in south america?

I eat home made pizzas and smoothies every day. It cost about 1.50 cad to make each pizza and it taste better than delivery. Frozen fruit dor my smoothies is cheap too. I can literally eat pizza and smoothies for 100 dollars a month or less. Feels good not being a consumer. I was spending 200 to 300 bucks a month on groceries not knowing what to cook and now I know what I am having every meal. Smoothies and pizza. Its over grocery jews hate me.

>>54813555
Woah, that get its a sign! Ok universe I wont let you down

Soon all the smug pepe faggots will seethe when the whales dump on them

Canada fag here, which country can i flee to and become a citizen and how much will it cost? I dont want trudeau to take half my shit and I dont want to pay 1 mil for a shit shack from the 1970s, i want to eat cheap

Im going to write a book that will be good and then I will receive royalties for the inevitable movie.

I just need 8 million dollars to make it.

*Ahem*

Sorry to bother good sirs, I just wanted to ask
WTFWT?!

Feels good being on gibs. Dont have to worry about waking up early to make mr shekelstein money so he can fuel his third yacht. Imagine being a slave for someone else in 2023. Im going to upgrade my neet bux plans soon.

Normies are buying dog meme coins, i over heard normies at meta hq office, talk about dog meme coins, dog bat was even mentioned. If you own a small cap dog coin then you will make it.

Whale here. Buy. Big pump incoming

The universe has blessed me with $300 of bitcoin. Which token should I exchange the bitcoin for?

I recieved my hello fresh order. It has a lot of packaging but them trees regrow and rich people fly private jets everywhere, wasting fuel and such.. why should I feel bad about a lot of packaging when they are literally crop dusting us with jet fuel.

My place that I rent is infested with based ant boys, they ants eat all my table scraps and crumbs, I estimate they are in the billions now. Their conga lines are biblical. I don't want to tell the boomer land lord because he will want to gas my place and I will have to leave to a hotel, i dont leave my place so that won't do. The ant boys will continue to thrive for now. As I typed this I blew of a few based ant boys off my body.

I am on gibs now. Feels good man.. now I just smoke weed and take kratom. 0 eye bags from all the rest I get from napping.

>>54370194
I do this too