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>>7584081
>February 27 2018
>Global crash has struck out of fucking nowhere
>Mass suicides in the states
>Bitcoin 200$
>Coinbase closed
>Merkel bans crypto.
>Suddenly, N.Korea launches 500 missles all the way up to low earth orbit.
>Thousands internet satellites released.
>Everyone can use the internet for free and unrestricted.
>A new exchange accessible to all. Fiat money can be wired by fucking pigeons, snail mail, bartering food with your local gook.
>Secured by nuclear arsenal and brainwashed cheerleaders.
>Exchange has its own token.
>Coin Jong-Un