Im sure this ones been done already but im taking a stab
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To sell everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you profit from it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, hands weak, bags are heavy
There's losses on his portfolio already, mom's not ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To buy bonds, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole call center goes so loud
He opens his Schwab, but the etfs won't come out
He's chokin', how, client's jokin' now
The clocks run out, works up, over, blaow!
Snap back to fidelity, oh there goes funding
Oh, there goes Wojack, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole industry's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so leveraged that he knows, when he goes back to his loan agent, that's when its
Back to the fund again yo, his whole retirement
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You gonna lose your money in the market, the moment
You know it, you better never sell it low
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a buisness cycle you better
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The funds escaping, through his fiduciary role hes binding
This world is his for the taking
Make me owner, as we move toward a, new market order
A normal bull is borin', but preferred stock's his posting
It only grows longer, only grows bearish
His losses up all over these books is on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the gold barter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's sold far from highs, he's no maker
He goes home and barely knows his own margin
But hold your crypto 'cause here goes the flippening
His boards don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who knows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's his old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da
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