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shills btfo. svt

Bitfinex. does anyone here use it? is it even open to plebs?

> be me
> wake up today to see everything scampump.jpg
> panic because binance cloudflareerror.png
> thinking its another binance_maintenancescam.pdf
> have rope at hand since internet connection is 40kbps.bmp
> have 11 positions open (10 shorts + 1 long (link)) equal position size (10%ofStack).
> thinking that my daily candle swing algo has absolutely shat itself
> come to my senses and remember that I dont use leverage. feelsgoodman.tif
> finally able to connect and see that balance is only 2.5% down.
> remember that this is nothing compared to the short gains from last coronadump.webm
> make internal rant about benefits of hedging-and-diversification.txt
> see myself crying in parallel universe where I went all in shorting [insert coin] and smile while thinking that.
all-inners and degenerate margin gamblers BTFO!!! Ahaha!
what is your excuse for going all in??