/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52833726
Keep me posted

anons, OP is why you stock up on exchange tokens
if you're too edgy to profit from Binance's BNB, just get some HT or FTT or even fucking KCS
at the very least, don't be like OP

>>17269215
And know when to fold em.

Every gambler knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep

JESUS CHRIST YOU PANTYWASTE.

TRY HOLDING DOWN A JOB BEING A GOOD DAD AND HUSBAND AND HAVING REAL RESPONSIBILITY WHILE SCREAMING INTERNALLY THAT ALL YOUR MONEY IS DRAINING AHHHHHHHH


FUCK YOU YOU CHILD

This is probably b8, 400 words could be done in an hour by a fucking Corky with 2 fingers

On a warm summer's evening
On a forum full of shitposts
I met up with a bizman
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
At the screen in the darkness
The boredom overtook us
And he began to type

He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's sell-walls
And knowin' what the Sats were
By the way they priced their ask.
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're out of Coins
For a taste of your pasta
I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my shitpost
And he downloaded my last wojak
Then he bummed a testboost
And asked me for a sauce
And the night got deathly quiet
And his face lost all expression
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy,
You gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hodl 'em,
Know when to sell 'em,
Know when to buy the dip,
And know when to buy BTC.
You never count your satoshies
When you're sittin' at the exchange.
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the trading's done.

Every anon knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep.
'Cause every coin's a winner,
And every coin's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for
Is to moon in your sleep."

And when he finished typin'
He turned back toward the screen
Alt tabbed his testboost
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The trader he broke even
And in his final words
I found a coin that I could keep

OFFICIAL /biz/ POWER SONGS!

YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM

KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY

AND KNOW WHEN TO RUN

YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM

KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY

AND KNOW WHEN TO RUN