/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57847486
>50% LINK
>50% AVAX

thats the true make it portfolio tho

https://vocaroo.com/1fICW4thpc8u

[Verse]
Shoodilley-wop, shoodilley-woop Chainlink, oh-whoa oh-whoa
Eeh-ooh, eeh-ooh, ooh-eeh-ooh
Shoodilley-waddliley-diddley-diddley stinky linkies, whoa-oh
Sneed!
Shoodilley-Link, Sergay shoodilley-woop
Staking oh-whoa oh-whoa Pool closed Eeh-ooh, eeh-ooh, ooh-eeh-ooh

[Chorus]
Pools closed
Shoodilley-waddliley-diddley-diddley-stinky in the Pool
Stinky Linky, whoa-oh whoa-oh whoa-oh
Shoodilley-waddliley-diddley-diddley-stinky in the Pool

>>24341987
Bitches

>>21089381

>>17183170
Ari Juels approves.

>>16883248

Rule Nombre Uno: never let no one know
How much LINK you hold cause you know
The chainlinks breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

Number 2: never let 'em know your next trade
Don't you know Swing Linkers move in silence and quietness?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad shorts at these fags for they dollas and LINKs

Number 3: never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that wall up, properly stacked up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast stink
She be laying in binance to stoploss hunt that ass up

Number 4: I know you heard this before
"Never sell low from your own supply"

Number 5: never sell no LINK when price low at
I don't care, they want under 1k, tell 'em "bounce!"

Number 6: that goddamn credit? forget it
You think a jew paying you back, shit forget it!

7: this rule is so underrated
Keep your thot and /biz/ness folder completely separated
Money and brappers don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit-postin

Number 8: never keep no LINK on binance!
Them chinks that pump your wallet can steal it too

Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me:
If you ain't gettin' all in, stay the fuck away from LINK
If Sergey thinks you not, he ain't tryna to fuddin
He be sittin' at the SIBOS, waiting to start shillin'

Number 10: a strong word called "smart contract"
Strictly for NEET men, not for wage-men
If they ain't read the whitepaper, say "hell no!"
Cause they gon' want your money and you never gonna make it
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years as the wagecuck

>>16370720
I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

>>16124166
By this time next year anyone with at least a 20k stack will have made it boys
Cap this

>>11983250

thanks ic3

Reading all the old g and biz threads about btc and eth, most anons sold at the first x2... they had no idea what to expect. If link is indeed the third wave, most anons now have a better idea of what kind of return they should expect. This is a tactical advantage. Selling before 100 would be insane, before 1k would be foolish. They all underestimated how high it would go. In 2025 anons will read about the 1k meme and laugh at us for underestimating link. There's so much confusion in the crypto space yet the trajectory has been clear since Szabo outlined it. First the coin, second the smart contracts, third the oracle protocol. Crypto is useless without link. This is genuinely going to revolutionize industries, it's much bigger than bitcoin. If you have a single doubt about this, you haven't been paying attention to biz the past year. Those who became bitcoin millionaires are those who forgot about it for a few years. Just be patient.

>>11503682
https://www.tele-task.de/lecture/video/7053/

>11:25

Well I'm stinkin, and I'm linkin, and I'm hodl-in
But I damn near got JUST, cuz my folio kept kickin
Now it's time for me to make my shilling felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a CEO who can't talk and control the memes
At the same time with the chain link that I stack
You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit
to add to my collection, the smart contract
symbolizes chains, take a token, but don't sell
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homey Steve Ellis came to do

also another interesting info I discovered when I looked up the competition of Blackrock and Vanguard and their involvement in Blockchain and Smart Contract technology.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEI_Investments_Company
>SEI Investments Company, is a financial services company
>The company describes itself as "a global provider of investment processing, investment management, and investment operations solutions

Not so long ago they announced a Partnership with Synechron
>https://seic.com/newsroom/sei-and-synechron-join-forces-blockchain-utilization

Interesting about this is that SEI and Synechron both attended Synchronize 2018 to listen to Ari Juels and Szabo talk about Smart Contracts.

>>10250139

Picture me rollin' in my 500 Benz
I got no love for these linkies, there's no need to be friends
They got me under surveillance
That's what somebody be tellin'
Know there's LINK bein' sold, but I ain't the one sellin'
Don't want to be another number
I gotta puff a gang of weed to keep from goin' under