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Sundar Pinchai gets fired, Sergey fires 30k DEI google employees
Xi puts on a friendly face and makes agreements for exports and eases up on the tech sector some more
Biden forces Powell to cut rates or to announce rate cuts soonish, nVidia pumps a bit more because leather jacketed man sells more nice stories about the future
BTC pumps to 100k
Jews agree to a truce, Netanyahu government falls, Palestinians get cholera but Israel hides it until its too late and then they get charged for ethicide
Ukraine and Russia agree on a ceasefire
Myanmar installs a new government and becomes loose federation of tribal states
North Yemen wins and becomes independent again, they get some secret cash from Saudis so rich Saudis can safely relax in those mountains in the south Saudi Arabia

These would be nice things that would help my portfolio and give me some satisfaction