/biz/ - Business & Finance

Very comfy thread boys, its been a while. Guess l'll post some too

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR IT????!?!?!?

>>26286745
>Realistically, what's the chance of link crashing and burning?
The chance of chainlink failing at this point is basically 0. The only way it dies is if crypto as a whole fails. There are so many people onboard already, Sergey has been busy behind the scenes getting big companies interested. At this point its only a matter of time

In celebration of the past few days, can we get some LINK images dumped in this thread?
All of you fine LINK gentleman, as well as my ALGO friends and GRT associates, let us rejoice that we.might.just.make.it

took me a while but i finaly got my 10 linkies

ready for the moon

>>24425222
checked

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Chinknance is manipulating. yawn. Remove all stop losses, LINK will drop to 0.3, only on Binance, other exchanges will probably end around 2 or 3. If this isn't prove enough to completely abandon all chinese exchanges, nobody can help you

I met a traveler from an antique land, who said shouldn't you be holding LINK right now?
Fresh FIAT resting in my coinbase wallet, editing Bay dotted with half realized memes a folder filled with pepes, and in a /biz/ thread these words appear:

My name is Stinky Linky, god of kings, look on coingecko check the LINK price and despair.
And yet I sat there long past the witching hour, letting time slip away minute by minute.
No purchase being made with the specter of the singularity looming ever closer.
So why, why do I continue to fall again and again and again for these literally pointless shitcoins?
I tell myself that it's the vague notion of a 10x that compels me.
That some meaning awaits me at the top of the pump and dump, knowing full well this coin has no such thing.
The numbers, the memes in of themselves, they compel me to continue devoid of any true meaning, but distracting me from the task I know awaits me, when I step back to reality.
'Woop there goes gravity; A procrastinator to the core, the fear begins to swell - have I left myself enough time to buy in, have I doomed my chance of a suicide stack? -
No need to think about that. The exhaustion of the past weeks is too much to permit it and the next shitcoin is only a few clicks away, a few more ETH a couple transactions and it will be mine.
And then the hole inside, the burning need for making it will be filled.
Of course I know this is a lie, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself, no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.
This confession has meant nothing.
I have no LINK and I must buy.

>>21792962
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how Chainlink works.
Its superiority is only hinted very subtle, and without a solid dose of advanced autism most of the Lambos will go over a typical /biz/tards head. There's also Sergey Nazarovas very nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation, his personal philosophy draws heavily from /biz/ shitposting.
The real frens of course understand this; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it’s not just le funny memes. They know it also says something deep about the society we are living in.
As a consequence people who don’t trust Chainlink truly ARE idiots. Of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Nazarovs iconic catchphrase
"Get in here faggot, we’re gonna make Crypto great again!"
which itself is a semi-cryptic reference to the amazing russian epic 'Crime and Punishment' or the struggle of life itself.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergeys genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have my wallet QR Code tattooed.
And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>21790801
>>21790820

this Anon has it

>>21790824
don't think tsigs are ready, staking is more bullish for price I think anyway

>>21790849
lmao yep. if you wanted Coinbase "staking" and all of that bullshit you-put-your-LINK-on-my-CEX-and-give-me-custody you can do that right now with numerous lending protocols.

>>21790919
the idea that staking will be available for everyone is not true though, it's unclear if LinkPool will open it up for everyone.

Yes it's great for the price but that's not the focus of this thread

>>21790928
Depends on the parameters of the service agreement, you could have the majority of nodes be right, or take an average etc., I'm not really sure either but it will be interesting to see

>>21180297
Blessed thread

>>21009017
I've noticed the same anon! I was checking the price of coffee at my local mcdonalds an hour ago and it was $9.90

>>20952195

More like 7/7

>>20907555
Yup, gonna have to check those fine digits my fren

>>20833778

I’ve been holding over 10,000 LINK from .35

I think I can take on a little more weight into this well worn adamantine hands.

>>20748677

>digits
>T Mobile Pink ID

Cccccchecked

>>20680677

Checked.

People are just finally starting to read the Korea news, T systems news.

News which confirms all the other “speculation” about LINK. AKA LINK will be the literal only middle channel between blockchain tech and real world money.

>>20669316

It’s called the Chad Fad wait until normos read the news tomorrow morning.

Moreover:
>Fast Followers

>>20614898

Just hodl your LINK and you will anon

I’m def contemplating it once I make it just to get it out of my system. My wife has always been a little curious so I could probably talk her into it if we were loaded, with some escort we never have to see again.

Imagine that we’re not too far away from the time when they’ll have to post >$126.5 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20610072

Nah senpai I’m here

>>20605059

>fast follower

Shitcoin trader unironically.