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>he did it for free

>>58053049
I too am cash gang. I have NO idea what is going to happen. I couldve sworn last week was the ides of march but it seems not! I am going into cannabis early april in anticipation for 4/20 memes. The Democrats love their symbolism and theatrics. If you aren't telling me that the Dems won't make some announcement about cannabis that day; you just aren't paying attention.

>>56744753
Looks kind of empty bro.
I think you could squeeze a couple more lines in there if you get creative, the more lines, the better

>>56689587
Rules are best learned the hard way, that way they stick. One rule I learned the hard way: don't trade while on Xanax.

>>56672655
What he do? Aren't bans only for 3 days anyway?

>>56518175
Bankers need a lot of cocaine money for the parties tonight is all

>>56466536
I'll giya tree fiddy for all ubem boss

>>56460023
Have you ever coomed at work, like in your car or the bathroom or just in your cubicle working late after the bosses left but before the Guatamalan women come around to empty the trash cans?

So, there will be plenty of 0DTEs today that will easily 3x or more. You just gotta find that perfectly timed reversal. Will it be 5 mins after the bell, 30 mins after, 2hours after?

I'll be scooping me up a few degenerate 27-30 deltas for fun when a couple of my magic arbitrary indicators hit. Probably calls. Who's wit me?

>>56393703
I kind of collect 0DTE thetas, albeit in a very convoluted way

>>56382868
Yea I've done them on that as well quite a bit. Usually it's easy money.

But yea anyway, once that guy gets this simple beginner trader's chart down, he can move on to complex things like setting a limit order or even turning DRIP on his divvies and eventually learning how to read a bid/ask spread. Hell get there

I have no weekly positions right now. Feels weird. I have a couple double diagonals a few months out and long-term shares, but nothing open to satisfy my goombling side since I cashed em out Friday

I'm fiending for some weeklies or 2DTE's. Shill me something extra degenerate to buy so I can have my fix

Where'd all the bondfags go? I thought this was there time. I guess they passed out early tonight

>>56348639
Isn't discrimination illegal? I thought virtue signalling tolerance of different viewpoints, especially if brown skinned people was supposed to be all the rage these days

>>56343533
They usually won't tell unless they are plied up on Coke and booze and then they get all chatty

>>56340945
That's not that gay sex stock everyone was shilling last year or the year before, is it?

>>56287492
Let them eat Bitcoin.

All you had to do was buy bla bla bla, but you won't do it, you never listen

I'm smoking while drinking a caramel coffee spiked with liquid Kratom. I'm zinging bros. I'm sure my blood pressure is fantastic

>>55963805
If they are free get a few while your there, thanks dawg I got you next time. Just send me gains to my Robinhood wallet in doge, eth, BTC, or whichever one is convenient for you. Big pimping

>>55926569
I might get me a lil niggerhood acct on the side. Soon they will probably have hourly options or 24 hour options or something. Whatever else the next degenerate thing to add is

Some people itt will lose everything and will actually consider really roping themselves this evening.

They already got their drink and blow ready to celebrate or off themselves

>>55895260
You might wanna look into hunters paint blow straw art pieces. They come with hidden built in gains, like cushy diplomat positions.

You do like to travel the world in all expense paid absolute luxury for free don't you, while also collecting a fat check for doing it? Look into it

>>55890617
Yea, I do recall that, yea, that does happen sometimes