/biz/ - Business & Finance

Tell people you're gay.

>Get constantly asked to go for coffee by fag hag roasties, good for networking
>Immune to accusations of making an off-color sexual comment
>Immune to accusations of making sexual advances on hysterical roastie coworkers
>Fast tracked to promotions because you're a protected class
>Immune to minor criticisms of your work because people will be afraid to look homophobic
>Get to join corporate diversity groups to waste time during the day
>People too afraid to ask/pry about your personal life
>People will turn a blind eye to whatever behavior is manifested by your particular flavor of autism
>Nobody can prove or accuse you of not being gay
>If people hassle you in the slightest you can have them fired and blacklisted

Best decision I ever made.

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How does one climb the ranks of the corporate ladder? Right now i'm a Route Sales worker for a food company. Just started recently, before this i worked retail for 4 years. I have an EMT cert, CNA cert, and an Associates of Business Management and Communications.

How do i get out of this spot? I want to climb up, i want to go to corporate and work a nice steady 9-5 desk job, preferably as a high-level Human resources personnel. I'm working on my Bachelors in Business and i have 1 year left on that.

Any tips we can all share to get promotions/get off the ground-level at companies like these?

Tips for getting promotions and being noticed?

General workforce tips?