/biz/ - Business & Finance

There once was a poorfag, who looked up at the moon
He always dreamed he'd go there, he thought, "I'll be there soon"
He jumped up all excited, an idea had sprung to mind
He'd get a loan from the bank, then crypto he could buy
He looked to Link, but was too late, and XRP had died
Uni seemed so promising, but when it dumped he cried
Suddenly he found a gem, called ERSDL
He invested everything, and promised not to sell
it pumped and pumped, he filled with glee
He bought some more, no matter the fee
The coin did well, he crowned himself king
But the coin took a tumble, and it started to sting
"Howard oh Howard, We need answers right away!"
He screamed from his home, in Denmark they say.
"Poor little Poorfag, answers will come
just you be patient, please don't be dumb."
But it was too late, this wasn't his plan
He stomped his two feet, and went to 4chan
"Here ye, here ye, I have some FUD
ERSDL is gay, it's dead, it's a dud."
"Take your meds." The community said
but poor little poorfag had FUD to spread.
That's all in the past, a year ago now
ERSDL is worth a whole 10 dollars now!
Poor little poorfag now sits on his own
As he looks at the moon, and takes out a loan.