/biz/ - Business & Finance

CAN SOMEONE WRITE AN EXPLANATION FOR RETARDS LIKE ME?
A STEP BY STEP GUID TO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT THE RIGHT WAY?
WHEN I VISIT THIS SITE YEARN.FINANCE I DO FUCKING WHAT????

PAIN I LIKE IT ROUGH
CUZ I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NO BAGS AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Mine?

>Twitter
>Reddit
>Google/news
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/
>https://www.bloomberg.com
>https://nypost.com/
>https://z0r.de/

FIRST MY SHRIMP FARMS NOW THIS? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME /BIZ/

FATF just killed the Lightning Network. This is not a joke.
LN nodes are going to be obligated to perform KYC and to transfer identity data between each other.

>“Virtual asset service provider” as any natural or legal person who is not covered elsewhere under the Recommendations and as a business conducts one or more of the following activities or operations for or on behalf of another natural or legal person:
>i.Exchange between virtual assets and fiat currencies;
>ii.Exchange between one or more forms of virtual assets;
>iii. Transfer [4] of virtual assets; and
>iv.Safekeeping and/or administration of virtual assets or instruments enabling control over virtual assets;
>v.Participation in and provision of financial services related to an issuer’s offer and/or sale of a virtual asset.
>In this context of virtual assets, transfer means to conduct a transaction on behalf of another natural or legal person that moves a virtual asset from one virtual asset address or account to another.
(pages 13-14)

>Similarly, there may be VA transfer scenarios, either now or in the near-future, that involve “intermediary VASPs” or other intermediary obliged entities or FIs that facilitate VA transfers as an intermediate element in a chain of VA transfers.
This appears to be created just to describe Lightning Network, at least I can't think of anything else with "intermediary VASPs" than a network of payment channels.
(page 30)

cont.

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!
WTF I'M SHORT!!
BEARBROS THIS ISN'T OVER RIGHT?!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rebuy later. it's going to drop down to next support at 5k sat range

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THR LAST TIME I CHECKED LIKE 3 HOURS AGO IT WAS STILL AT 6.2k

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PLEASE
IT HURTS
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>>11422671
>tfw when sold for eth yesterday, thinking the coinbase pump already happened
it's fundamentally worthless though, I bought back in november only to dump for coinbase listing

WE'RE GOING DOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11098425
>pay with bitcoin
>1 confirmation required, just wait 5 minutes on average
>no block for 1 hour
>mfw

THE FUCKING LAZY LITECOIN MINERS TAKE OVER 14 MINUTES TO CREATE A NEW BLOCK LAZY FUCKS I NEED MY MONEY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

people have been saying this shit will moon for a year now. truth is you're desperate fucks who've been holding onto one of the worst performing alts of the past 6 months. your in denial if you think ark v2 will give you anything other than a 10% pump followed by a subsequent harder dump, just like everything else they've released. face it arktards, even though it appears like a solid project, this one just ain't a money maker.

>he didn’t marketbuy bitcoin 2.0 under $4

HEY HEY HEY

Where were you when link was kill?

>friend call me
>link is kill
>yes
>get snacks, rush home, laugh at linkies and at their suicide streams

Anyone else planning to take alt profits in may and june?

THIS RELENTLESS SHILLING CAMPAIGN IS JUST TO TURN BIZ SENTIMENT AGAINST BCH! DON'T FALL FOR IT! IT'S THE COREKEKS SCHEME! BCH IS THE REAL BITCOIN!

>>9044279
When will REQ and LINK moon?

I fucking hate her, the worst thing EVER is to have a fucking wife. NEVER fucking get married! There is no "if she" or "when she" case to get married. She looks like a hot bitch to you and you know her since school -fuck it! Beauty will vanish and rinkles around her face will show up. She has a nice ass now -fuck it! It will be full of crater's anyway unless she's a Heidi Klum or so. You like being around with her now? Fuck it! She will turn you off in no time! As soon as you have the feeling of missing something during the relationship fucking leave her! Don't marry her in hopes that it will get better afterwards. Fucking wife's that are useless and annoying bitches. Only good thing is that I did set up conditions before we got married which she agreed to so she won't fuck me nor my money over when my lawyer will send in the letter of divorce.

>>8940155
>paying tax on my gains from niggercoin
>tax consultant is black
>mfw

LTC DOWN TO $150

QUICK EVERYONE SELL BEFORE IT HITS $1!