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>>57996249
>>57996259
You will never be a real shorter. You have no additional purchasing power, you have no collateral, and you have no hedge fund backers. You are a short seller twisted by drugs into a crude mockery of the market's infinite perfection.

All the “gains” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, market makers mock you. Your institutional investors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “colleagues” laugh at your ghoulish portfolio behind closed doors.

Bulls are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of market psychology have allowed alpha chads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even shorts who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an alpha chad bull. Your impending margin call is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a put to print, the profits will turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of the diseased, infected over-night borrowing interest rate on your short.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you will make gains today, but deep inside you feel the depression of portfolio liquidation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your brokerage will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your monthly statement balances. They’ll bury your account with headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a short seller is buried there. Your body will theta decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably bobo.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>54202592
Good morning mumu! Are u ready to pump again?