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>> No.58155689 [View]
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>emailed Satoshi asking if he could send me some Bitcoins
>he said "it depends on how big your dick is, send me dick pics with timestamp"
>sent him some photos of my dick
>he said "okay you can have 5 bitcoins"
>he sent me 5 bitcoins
>during the transfer, a hamster living inside the blockchain ate 4 of the bitcoins
>mfw only got 1 bitcoin
>wrote back to satoshi complaining about this
>he said "tough luck faggot, that hamster isn't my problem, i didn't put it in the blockchain, hamsters aren't even mentioned in the white paper"

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> want to live a blockchain lifestyle
> head over to the block
> it's chained up
> curry music plays in the background
> someone is taking a dump
> a hamster looks at me angrily
> i leave
> buy a chocolate bunny on the way home
> the bunny starts screaming at me
> get home
> little sister says she doesn't want to have sex with me

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I bizzed myself...

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57958551

I bizzed myself...

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The chain is blocked, isn't it..

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I bizzed myself...

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I bizzed myself...

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I bizzed myself...

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I bizzed myself...

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I bizzed myself...

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I bizzed myself...

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