/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57761252
>What's up brother? You found work?
>>57761260
Nope, no work yet. Almost had an offer a few weeks ago, but they decided No at the last minute. I'm still getting unemployment though, for now. After that, I have basically $150k in cash (earning 5%) that I can spend down. I've also tightened up the trailing stop losses on my tech holdings, so I'm ready to get out quick if shit starts crashing.
Other than that, I'm basically going days or weeks on end without any real world human interaction, so I'm starting to talk to myself a lot lately.

>>57326283
>>57326309
>>57326316
Ok, makes sense
Well then, for one last time I guess, here's the other frog of his that I had saved. RIP PA

>>57089307
It was, perfect med rare.
>>57089315
Nice. My old traeger died so haven't done any smoking in a while.

Damn
Including retirement accounts, I'm up over $30k this month so far.
For liquid assets... I've gained over 5 months of neet runway

>>56625314
Well I'm still unemployed, so I'm not spending any money.
Sure, I made like $4500 from the market today, but that doesn't even buy me 1 full month of runway.
I will probably sit here coding my side project all day. Or really... coding for 5 minutes, and then spending half an hour browsing this site, and then repeating that until move night starts

>>56588142
This rally has legs for a few more weeks
MSFT will hit all time high by eow, and then keep going
But I might set a trailing stop loss tomorrow anyway, you know, just in case

>>56585969
Ok well I'll try to keep that image in mind as a goal
>>56586037
thanks

>>56551732
>See, right there is a blessing that you can count for yourself, PA
I guess. I guess I'm a social drinker though. If I'm drinking with other people, I won't stop until I pass out. On my own though, I have trouble maintaining enough interest to even finish one beer sometimes.

>>56470055
>>56470056
I have about $250K $30K of which is cash, the other is in equities with a hedge strat that I posted above. What do your crystal balls say a rental property or liquor store will cost in the great heeming?
I already have a mortgage at 3% pretty stable high paying job.

>>56469346
Well, it's still in the trash, so I can dig it out if you want. But you'll have to pay for shipping. Remember, I'm unemployed and poor now. I'm going to be eating white rice and ketchup for the next few days until the next unemployment payment hits my account

>>56424314
>Have you tried being less of recluse?
Yeah, but I'm not good at it
And now that I'm jobless, I need to save money anyway. Maybe if TQQQ pumps up to like 41 next week, I could afford to go to a bar and get a hamburger and beer or something

>>56274689
I'm still posting poems too. Even wrote a couple new ones last week
I'll have even more time to think of new stock poems now that I've been laid off
You should do more update videos, so it's not just me creating quality OC
(I do not consider AI image spam "quality OC")

Performance Check-In
Excluding Retirement Accounts:
September: -$12k
Year-to-date: +$34k
Down from peak: $31K
Runway: 4y 10m (Sep change: -1m)

Including Retirement Accounts:
September: -$25k
Year-to-date: +$50k
Down from peak: $77K
Runway: 8y 3m (Sep change: -3m)

It's okay

>>56051124
It's just a poem

Just grilled and ate some brats, put a little spicy mustard on them, had sandwiches.
How's my NASDAQ futures looking?

>>55878966
>Poem anon is 6 figures I believe.
I'm well over 6 figures totally invested, but most of it is in mutual funds and ETFs that I don't really touch. Some of it's also in stock in a former employer. My actual 'gambling' amount is just 4 or 5 figures, depending on my mood. I definitely don't have 6 figures of gains this year... either in my gambling amount or overall (though I was up about $90k before August, but that includes retirement accounts)
I've been heemed this month

>>55714505
I'm moving apartments next week. My new one won't really have space, sorry. I'm going from a 2br to a loft style without any walls and doors (besides bathrooms)
Invest in residential REITs because I'm going to be paying out the ass for it

>>55665323
Ok, thanks
Yeah I've been buying the dips
I'm up bigly
But it's all gonna be over because of Satya Nadella

>>55463418
It's ok. I guess I'm in a bit of a good mood because I went hiking today, and it sucked a hurt a lot. And while I was up there, the markets kept going up
>>55463485
/biz/ is a bit slow right now for some reason, but yes it still takes a bit of luck & timing

NASDAQ bros we eating good for lunch

>>55184092
No. Well, I might have, from a distance, but I didn't want to bother her.
>>55184114
Yes, but only that other guy was able to figure it out. I guess I got sloppy... bad OPSEC on my part.
That also means I'm the anon with the deformed thumbs...

I lost money gambling on options today...
But at least I didn't burn my burgers

Just did my first grilling of the season
It was cold and rained a bit, but worth it
I want to invest in Johnsonville Brats, but they're a private company FUCK FUKC FDKLYG
Anyway, I ate 3 brats

>>54807789
I'd throw some sausages on that
Assuming the NASDAQ closes green...