/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26350106
Hello, sir! I'm Cory, the shift manager. I heard you had a problem with the BBQ sauce? I'd be happy to assist you, but I'm going to have to ask you to take your penis out of the ice cream machine. It's been on the fritz today and we'd have a liability issue on our hands if you got injured.

Hey Anon, sorry that internet money thing didn't work out but we're glad you came back and joined the team. Our mission continues to be to spread happiness through the joy of McDonalds.

I know it can be difficult sometimes.You need to remember there is a human being behind the eyes of that lady screaming at you about her unsalted fries. We need to make sure she leaves satisfied because every dollar she spends could even go right into your humble paycheck one day.

Also the kids playplace and toilets need to be cleaned up at noon. Bringing happiness to the world is our top priority here so remember to always smile!

"Sorry your little politics thing didn't work out anon. So whaddya say, I'll see ya here bright & early Monday morning?"

Anon, you’re back! I guess that “internet money” thing didn’t turn out too well. Do you still have the work uninform from the last time you quit? I’d like to get you started on the fryers ASAP. Unfortunately, we can’t offer you the same hours as last time. Those new automated ordering screens really drove down the need for workers with your skill set. I’ll be at my 2nd vacation house if you need me!

Whats wrong anon? Those internet coins arnt workin out so well for ya huh? Well dont worry, were hiring! Good to have you on the team! We'll start you at the cashier; make sure to always have a smile on that face and remember to ask "would you like fries with that?"

>You're hired anon, just go down to take your drug test and you can start on Monday.

Hi Anon, sorry your internet money thing didn't work out. Well you always got a job here you can start by cleaning the toilets.

Hey sorry your internet money thing didn't work out anon but you are always welcome back to our team. Anyways let's get back on the saddle. You're working drive-thru tonight and don't forget to smile!

>Don't forget, service with a smi- uh, I mean, just do your best anon

>>7348354
Anon I'm sorry your internet money thing didn't work out but you are always welcome back to our family. Anyways, you are on drive-thru tonight. Remember to smile!

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>''Will that be cash or credit sir?''

>”Hey there anon, good to have you back. Guess that crypto thing didn’t work out huh. Well I am guessing you haven’t forgotten how this works, go ahead and get clocked in, you’re going to be on drive thru tonight. Let me know if you need anything and remember to smile.”

>Cut the chatter, and pick up a platter! Service with a smile is what we like to see, Anon! You're gonna do just fine here...

>Glad to have you aboard Anon. You're lucky you know, a lot of people your age are looking for jobs after the crypto bubble popped so count yourself lucky. I'll see you tomorrow 8am sharp!

>McDonald's™ is glad to have you aboard. I'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp.