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Hello, baggies! As usual, the weekend is not an excuse to stop churning out new cope, especially at a crucial time like this, when baggies have finally unquestionably won, and short sellers are on the ropes and with nowhere to run.

I have already mentioned my new favorite - the heavily censored "theory" (can you even doubt that this is a fact?) that a malicious put seller pretended to be a creditor to create this fradulent bankruptcy plan, which means that the entire class of unsecured creditors will have to be banned from getting relief and 20230930-DK-BUTTERFLY-1, Inc.'s debt will be erased as a punishment, and all the bankruptcy money will thus go to baggies. Nothing personnel, "crediors", I'm not the one writing the bankruptcy law.

But that's not all. It looks like redditors went beyond the call of duty, and have also finally figured out what RC has been hinting at all along: that exchanges and brokers are moving BBBYQ to the blockchain, which is why most of them have deleted your shares, and only Webull and similar reputable companies that also trade shitcoins still show BBBYQ in your portfolio. Apparently, some even still show BBBY, which is some unprecedented conviction towards Icahn's and Pulte's plan. Yes, this means it's okay to admit that shares are being deleted, you won't get banned from your r*ddit home anymore or get hounded on xitter.

As always, remember: Zarac's and Pulte's advice was not financial, and so they are in no way responsible for you becoming trillionaires. Nor are they responsible for anything else that might happen to your shares in the future.