/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Spilled spaghetti at the office party
>Made it too obvious i was into the pretty qt blond girl with huge tits that's out of everyones league
>Went from Chad lite interesting funny new guy to 'that guy'.
How do i recover (financially)? I'm still on probation. I want to be Chad again, the kind that all the office women want to fug. I need the bullrun to start so my real life can begin.

>Was sick for 2 weeks
>Rediscover NEET life
>Feels good man
>Get healthy
>Back to work
>Instant depression
I can't fucking do this anymore.

I’m having health issues right now and have to quit. I’m scared I’m about to quit in the middle of a giant economic collapse. How fucked am in /biz/?

>be me
>35+ khhv office wagie
>forever alone
>colleagues begin to notice that i never have a gf and act kinda beta
>this is how i was raised, when i was young it was cute
>too far gone from browsing 4chan
>colleagues make jokes about me being a fag (thinking i don't hear, i do)
>accidentally reveal my powerlevel by not showing interest in a hot girl that suddenly appears on screen
>they chuckle and snicker
>Mfw i noticed but wanted to be seen as the nice polite well mannered guy, so i ignored the waifu on screen
>Start overcompensating trying to prove my interest in girls
>start showing colleagues pics of hot girls to prove i'm straight
>they called HR
>I have a call to discuss my future at the company and acceptabele office ethiquette
>It's over
I just wanted to be left alone, how did it end like this? Can i recover?

Bobos, explain yourself?! Where is the golden bearmarket you promised us? Wtf is happening you smug cunts, did i miss the bottom? People are buying FFS AND I AM STANDING ON THE SIDELINES LIKE A KEK. WHY ARE YOU SILENT NOW?!

I think i slipped up. I accidentally told my colleagues i trust no one, have a façade, care only about making money and am a alcoholic. They've already forgotten this right? Just a little joke among 'friends'. Have you ever slipped up?