/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy shit you're a fucking cultist dude
Literally nobody here gives a fuck about bsv
To say that it could become the "board pick" is absolutely laughable. Last time there was a bagholder tournament, monero won after beating out link in the final match.

Look here cowboy, i know a way to profit off this immensely, but you need to act swiftly. And promise me 25% share. Okay heres the deal, their factory is in the same facility as the headquarters where the secret recipe is stored. You can scale the south west end of the building, crawl down the smoke stack, and make your way due east to the offices. The secret recipe is hidden there in a vault under the subfloor. Break into it and write "2 teaspoons of jeet piss n shit" on the recipe. Then cover up your tracks and get the hell out of there. Open a massive short on their company. It will pay within the month. You didn't hear this from me. Got it?

My snails consume more spinach than I bargained for when I acquired them

>sitting at home
>enjoying some fine black tea
>browsing biz whilst observing my fish
>window open
>suddenly my leisure is perturbed
>wagies loudly complaining outside
>practically yelling over each other to emote how stressful their job is and how disastrous the management is
>get up and walk to window
>just as I'm about to record for my wagie cringe collection I stop and notice some homeless people walking past
>smiling, laughing, carrying all their life possessions in one tote
>free as a bird
>start laughing

I would rather be homeless than a wagie

Wait I can get paid by just liquidating loans on defi exchanges? I do nothing I just provide liquidity and get paid a fee of around 5% of the loan value?

This is literally free money if you have a large lump sum laying around.

I lost 100 bucks and 5 days of my lifetime to hang out with a 7/10 girl. My returns are 3 times having sex, one pregnancy scare and possibly an STD. Not a good investment. I have more fun swinging LINK.
I pity posters of 'lust provoking' images. How can you even love a woman at this point?

I threw up at work today.
I was walking in from my smoke break and inhaled a bug. Choked on it the whole way inside. Never did cough it up. It left me just on the verge of gagging and gave me a horrible sensation in the back of my throat. And before i could do anything i just threw up.
Nobody saw me throw up. But the area i was in was way too busy to fucking clean it up cause i have really bad anxiety. So i just left it and got the fuck out of there.
Shortle after i start noticing people grouped up talking to eachother, and looking at me. What can i do biz? How can i show my face there tomorrow?

Its over isnt it