/biz/ - Business & Finance

>when the fucking lottery would have been a better investment
The absolute state of /biz/

These. I've already won

/biz/.
You should do what all the intelligent investors are doing, and exit the stock and crypto market as soon as you can. At this point, damage control is the only viable strategy, opposed to desperately holding. This is not a mere correction. We've already entered recession and the bearish trends won't stop for the next year's to come.
Do you still want to be a wageslave? This time it will be even more unforgiving than in 2008. Unless you're very rich, YOU WILL SUFFER from this. Exit the markets.

>what's the alternative then?
You see, there is still a way to make money in 2018. Big money. Minimal investment and maximum returns. The catch? None. You just have to take your chance at it, and by the end of the day, you're among the 1%. I can already imagine you salivating with desire and greed behind your screen... Don't worry. I'll tell you how.

Buy a powerball/megamillions ticket, pick your numbers, and imagine yourself winning. Think about it every single second, as much as possible. Do not underestimate the power of the law of attraction. If you think about it enough, kek and the universe will treat you with favors. You'll be able to provide for yourself, your family, your friends, and your future offspring even. Because you believed. Because you tried. You didn't give up.

Be smart and play smart anons.

>>11365171
It's true. Buy tickets before someone else grabs the prize.

Good. Now you'll be able to use your fiat for things which hold real value.

>*kills your depression, poverty, virginity in one swift motion*
Heh, nothing personal kiddo.