/biz/ - Business & Finance

You are teleported to year 2030 for exactly 60 seconds and you get one google search, afterwards you get ported back to current timeline

What do you type in the search bar to set yourself up for success?

>the ants are back

bearish on the future of my household

You all say WAGMI. But the greater fool theory, the very principle on which the crypto market is based on, implies that most are NGMI. That only few AGMI. What if WNGMI? What if INGMI?

Bearfall?

Wise men say only fools rush in

In 2018 I paid a Hungarian hooker €50 to sit on my face to realize a preverted fantasy of mine until I realized her ass crack was not properly wiped and the stench of sweat and fecal matter compounded with faint fishy smell of her vagina hit my nostrils and in disgust I kicked her out after about 3 minutes.

I still think of it as a better financial decision than my purchase of 30.000 XRP tokens over the course of last year.

0.9999999... = 1

We bought fake internet money.

You are nothing but exit liquidity to me.

XRP is holding abnormally strong in this market.

Should I buy this dip?

Wanted to shit but only farted.

The XRP community is the ultimate FUD. The technology, the use case, the fundamentals, the influence of Ripple, the significance of he court case and its imminent resolution, the chart technicals and the immense price suppression all scream bullish but I simply cannot reconcile these factors with the fact that some of the dumbest retards on the planet hold significant bags of this coin; I cannot imagine you mouthbreathers and twitter schizo tinfoilers actually making it.

It was revealed to me in a dream that XRP will go to $11 EOY. BTC will retrace to 56k and many alts will go on big rallies but XRP will be the biggest winner like in 2018 when Ripple settles with SEC in November. It will flip ETH in the process.
My dreams have proven prophetic before, I once dreamed my grandma died and two days later she died IRL and I also had a dream about global pandemic two months before COVID panic started. Not financial advice.

SPY just flipped green, currently only 10% from ATH after recovering 19% from the bottom in a nearly straight line. 88% of stock in NASDAQ are back above their respective 50 MAs. Dow Jones putting massive green dildoes as it starts heading towards 0.768 fib; apple already tore through it.
Meanwhile BTC is moving sideways for what seems like a month with no volume and random alts are putting some meager short lasting pumps.
What is going on? We're getting outperformed by boomer stocks. This is embarassing. This is not the decoupling we were promised.

The whole market just rugged

>DOW1.36%
>S&P 5001.69%
>NASDAQ2.80%

why is bitcoin still crabbing in mid 23000s? have we decoupled from stonks?

XRP is one of the coins of all time

Called my boss a nigger today.

A genie offers you $1 billion dollars no strings attached but on October 29th 2043 your balls will explolde do you accept the offer

Don't stop believing.

It's a wonderful, wonderful life.

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Time goes by so slowly.