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Apologize.

Why hello there, stranger. Ever stumbled upon the gem called Hedera Hashgraph? Forget the old blockchain brawl; Hedera's playing a smarter game with its avant-garde tech. It's the underdog story where transactions are lightning-fast, and security is tighter than Fort Knox.

Dive into HBAR and you're not just investing; you're pocketing a piece of tomorrow. Picture instant deals with a carbon footprint so small it'd make a minimalist blush. Ready to trade dusty old blocks for cutting-edge hashgraph?

This isn't a drill, it's your chance at a handsome reward. While everyone's digging for digital gold, Hedera's treasure is ripe for the taking. Don't sleep on it. When the crypto kingdom looks back, the HBAR holders will be the ones wearing the crown!

>Revealed that Leemon Baird only works on HBAR "part-time" as a "hobby" now
>Mance has been requisitioned by glowies. Probably has something to do with his previous work in missile detection systems in the airforce.
>The 2023 roadmap is just the 2022 roadmap with a changed title.
>Hbar telegram got shut down because the community manager used it to shill their onlyfans
>Several GC members have left. Standard Bank is the only member to have elaborated, stating that their departure was due to an "unsustainable working relationship".
>SAFT investors have a filed a class-action lawsuit against Hedera alleging securities fraud.
>And of course, the price of HBAR is tanking as we speak, soon to reach an all time low.
Hashchads... I don't feel so good...

>>55517453
This is now a Leemon Baird thread

HBAR

>>53662106
You're still welcome to print out this post and nail it to your wall. FTM will create millionaires way before HBAR is even able to stay above 8 cents

>>53658684
I have 550k hbar and get around 3k hbar per month via native staking on ledger. Feels comfy bro

>>53648813
And yet it still outperforms the Hedera ghostchain when looking at every meaningful metric

>>53512875
>Blockchain
It's not a blockchain mate. You'd know that if you would actually read up on the technology. And yes, I am saying that it very much will do 100x of its ATH.

>>53475338
Lol no way the founders are jewish. Leemon and Mance are white christian alpha men

Hello HSisters! How are we feeling today? I'm very much looking forward to updates on how the upcoming community nodes will work. Decentralized recovery will also be very spicy, although that's probably way off into the horizon

Sorry anon, I'm switching the ledger back off for now. I need to buy more HBAR.

>>53378160
I am not going to lie HSisters, I too am hoping that this pump is turned around in the next few days. I have another paycheck coming up to invest into the gift of our lord and saviour sir Leemon of the Baird.

>>53350475
Yeah lol, why buy hbar and get rich when you can be a seething xrp tranny

>>53346857
Why yes, I have made it. I have made it for all I have to do is sit back and watch events unfold. Maybe if HBAR gets another red candle I was drop another paycheck on it

Our lord will ensure a handsome reward in due time. All we can do is slurp up his glorious HBAR at this absolute bargain price.

>>52929154
ROLLING

>>52824702
They managed to get that fantom ripoff network on there, why not Hedera? Besides, the benefit to them is that it will allow them to remain relevant. If MetaMask does not adapt, then our lord and Saviour Leemon will see to it that Hashgraph becomes the most popular wallet in all of crypto

Hedera Hashgraph, oh how grand,
A distributed ledger that's second to none,

With its virtual voting at its core,
It's the fairest, fastest, and most secure.

Leemon Baird, the brains behind,
Hedera's rise, his vision refined,

A platform for the future,
Where anything is possible,

Hedera Hashgraph, we raise our glasses,
To the best DLT platform, first class.

>>52531709
There's nothing false about the face of this absolute legend anon. You better hope that our lord Leemon won't smite you

>>52431909
Just put your faith (and money) in our lord and saviour Leemon of the Baird, and you won't need any student debt relief. You will be rewarded with enough money to pay your student debt 100x over!

In this time of great turmoil, I think it is important to worship our great lord and saviour Leemon Baird. May his eternal light shine on all of us. Can I get an amen?

>>50914245
That is leemon baird in a wig

>Not so fast Sergey...