/biz/ - Business & Finance

MOMaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha makeitstoppppp pleaee z oracleeeee

>>9151723
THIS IS IT. THE DINO DROPPING.
GET READY. WE'RE DROPPING DRY.
MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE NO

>>9082555
WHY IS MY SATOSHI AND MONEY GOING DOWN PARABOLLICALLY DOUBLE DIGIT PERCENTAGES. YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS EASY MONEY.
WHY. JUST WHY. MY WIFE IS GONNA FUCKING KILL ME. THAT WAS OUR HOLIDAY MONEY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fJWLhh4mLc

I made you a video, biz. Do you like it?

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the pump tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fuck did I go short? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the crypto market is so manipulated. I want a future to believe in. I want Satoshi to come back and fix this broken market. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was about to drop down???? This is so fucked.

OMG I WAS JUST JOKING*?!?! WHY THE FUCK ISNT IT STOPPING?!?! WHY IS IT ACCUALLY CRASHING!?!?!? WTF!!!

GIMME SOME LONG-TERM GEMS
LONG-HODLING GEMS
LOW-KEY, GAINING, BULLISH, MUCH POTENTIAL
LIKE CHAINLINK OR JIBREL (GEMS)
TO HODL MONTHS OR LONGER,
I NEED THEM GEMS, MAMA
DON'T HIDE 'EM, LET ME KNOW THEM
GEMS, GEMS, GEMS, GEMS, GEMS, GEMS, GEMS

>>8769067
SAID OOOO GURL. SHOCK ME LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL

>>8730858
what a time to be alive

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>>8695652
>tfw I fell for the memes

A man can only take so much and you fuckers wouldn't stop talking about this shit. For months on in there would be multiple LINK threads in the catalog at any given time, yet almost no one else even seemed to be aware of this coin. I thought you guys knew something that everyone else was missing. I thought you had some keen insight into the "next big thing."

So I FOMO'ed in. You guys seemed certain that it was going to moon, yet it wasn't on anyone else's radar. That's how these things work, right? I had to get in before it caught on. So I bought in, and then almost overnight you guys stopped talking about it. Fuck, /biz/.... why did you meme me?

>>8693653
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH DELET THIS

>>8677286
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Well OP if you must Buy physical Gold Bullion with your shitcoins and sell to a coin dealer for cash.

Good luck with your shit FAGGOT!

THE BUBBLE WILL NOW DEFLATE
HEADING TO D.C. TO SELF IMMOLATE
GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED FROGMEN
JUST 8 HOURS JOEY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN

pink wojak predicting anon here

as you know we spent the entire day trying to go up from 6,750 to 7,000 without volume and without success

this shit does not even need prediction anymore, no one is buying imaginary internet money for now

set your shorts, tether up we are about to go to 6,500 overnight

sleep well comrades

PINK WOJAK PREDICTING ANON HERE

guys, we are about to go down and we are about to go down really hard

in 1-2 hours we will be comtemplating life at 6,500

we wont hold there

set your shorts now at 6,850 - 6,900
tether up if u dont have the balls to short

good luck to you all

btw i thought we had reach a short term reversal few hours ago

but, buying volume is non existant even at 7k

we are going way down, i will pray for you hodlers

hey guys, its me again the pink wojak predicting anon

are you ready to see the single biggest pink wojak in BTC history? well, its happening once we break the 7,300 support in the coming ours

it will drop to 7,200 first and try to hold but it wont hold because theres no volume, as soon as we are 7,100 people will start panic selling, massively, even hardcore holders will lose faith at 7,000 and sell

the pink wojak (in percent terms) will go from 7,200 to 6,500 in 2-3 hours

we will see a dead cat bounce from there back to 6,999 only for it to go down again

ull witness history being made in less then 24 hours

screen cap this and start praying for the chinese miners to be able to hold at 6,500

if they cant hold there, a massive domino effect will bring BTC to its knees at 5,000 dollars

buy back at 5k

STANDING

OH MY FUCK ITS HAPPENNNNNNNNNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anybody else on Mr.FNGU's wild ride?

>>8605000
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Who /FNGU/ here?