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Ryan you Lazy Fuck do something!

>>54380177
Imagine, You get your barking orders and your boss sets everything up to make it easier to FUD. You're used to shilling against the Reddit crowd. You know, le updoots, forced consensus, over moderation. Apart from the Trump movement and a few small gamer outbursts, your job is easy. Then GameStop happens. At first it's pretty easy to push them around, but there's a problem. This time there's a spark just like a few years ago. They begin to organically identify as a collective, "Apes", and autistically produce more and more info exposing your boss's games.
>Oh fuk
None of the normal divisive shit works. Politics, race, abortion, etc. The only things you can do is try to destroy the group from the inside and get them to argue about the one thing they're focused on.
You install bad actors, you force them out of their spaces, you create a parallel movement to cringify and discredit the original MULTIPLE TIMES, you buyout or threaten named posters into obscurity or shillery. The community quiets down and you start to feel a smug sense of satisfaction.
Ryan Chobani tweets still energize them though.
You make memes attacking his ship, you make a fat version to make him seem sloppy, you drag his name through the mud via BBBY, yet these fucking retards think it's all funny and repost the memes and ironically post your FUD.
>LetsattackDRS.png
You spend months and hundreds of millions to fuck with the DRS rate to make it appear to be slowing down. The fucking autists sus it out immediately because of the idiots at Ortex and 1 day of <100% utilization.
The boss says to FUD DRS anyway. Spark up old arguments about DRS, brokers, and profitability. It's all you've got left.
>GameStop profitable and CEO says whole year will be profitable
>OH FUK.gif
It's ok the boss got the SEC to pull the Computershare numbers from the 10k. Orders are to FUD DRS.
>Uh no 10k.webp???
RELEASE THE 10K CHOBANI SO I CAN DO MY FUCKING JOB I SNEED TO FEED AND SEED MY WIFE!

>>54377537
Biden is an old man, give him a break what the hell. He can hardly walk.

>>54376591
when you will die what the fuck is this shit

wagmi

>>54315197
>fideltiy + citadel
>schwab (tdameritrade) + citadel
are they doing an ftx?? broker bros...