/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50681652
Yea it's always
>Muh plumbing
>Muh backend
>Muh lunar flare emp glitches
>Muh satarnarian brokers just make mistakes
Never anything about how they've been intentionally lying and cheating this entire time cause if the market dies, he's out of a (job) too.

siga sisters, I have a proposal

What is stopping us from flooding wallstreetbets with dd and shill posts to accelerate the timeline? I am buying call options and waiting for the stock to skyrocket later this week when the CDC declares an emergency. When reddit catches on this will probably be the new GME. There's still time to get in boys, we can work together. Look how rich the anons that got in early are.

>>50563908
Why yes...frens...

>>50205617
>>50206374
Jeffie boy is a hedgie and he has connections in wallstreet help him that help him run down buy out competition for pennies on the dollar.

>>50148261
Why, yes. ICP will be reach $2000 eoy.
>gucci gang

Crash theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xetSFt4BuFw

>>49617674
>The "recession" is already priced in because all you morons already think it's here.
If you think the common bizraeli influences the price of anything you are a retard. Muh "priced in" faggotry is taking that big bank dick for no real reason other than your asshole is worthless and "priced in".

>>49425475
Also
>Hunches back
>Make sure to take over the phrase life changing money. That way they think "life changing money" is just paying off their cars instead of the kind of money that I spend daily on politicians.
>Adjusts Yarmulke
>Try to create a mood of mercy and forgiveness. Mention Jesus, that will make those goy feel guilty and go easy on us.
>Also keep the statements simple, 5th grade level at most! We have to make sure they understand our message and don't get confused!

>>49316355
>WTF is kek trying to tell me?
That you have been checkd and kekd

>>49266854
I'm going to blow raspberries on them first darling.

>Please reply and add the post numbers sers
>I need to feed my family sers

Yes. Keep buying my bags while I dump right before the crash. Useful idiots.

Let’s get those $60 calls assigned

>>25579153
Unspeakable things.

>>24109867
>be crypto-boomer
>be sitting on 160 bitcoins purchased in 2011
>be comfy as OP seethes

>>22175740

Where the money flew?

Lmao , Robins paid their rent , their debt , bills etc which all got deferred until now

Landlords and kikes want their money back

>>20621835
Sounds like someone fomo’d and bought at ATH. Your weakness made your failure inevitable.

Gave her my robinhoood link so I’m gonna get a free stock

What was your free stock /biz/?