/biz/ - Business & Finance

KEK it's HBC who've bought BBBY.

No RC or Icahn kek kek kek kek kek kek.

I wonder if Ryan Cohen will ever do any WORK?

>>54053383
Time zones my dude

>>54048293
A meteor could hit earth and MSM would still put GameStop in the headline

A lot of impatient people here need to remember that all of this shit isn't going to be instantaneously happening in a single day. The chaos will be drawn out. If you think this is all that will happen, you are sorely mistaken. MOASS will happen when ALL of the hedgie collateral is gone.

>>54022081
>bank goes tits up
>first thing anon does is run to /biz/ to type he hopes his favorite... I mean most hated crypto business had money on it

>Flustered Wall Street goons come to the Mongolian barbeque forum to do damage control but continue to stick out like a sore thumb due to their complete incompetence
topkek

>They think deleted posts get erased from reality
Somebody needs to go to Mongolian Basket Weaving 101

>>53914771
Ironic how they call dedicated investors crazy, but then put so much time in effort in blasting a stock they don't even own.

>>53907482

RC Ryan Chobani needs to realise that over the past two years it's been more profitable to bet against his company than invest in it.

>>53837765
The absolute irony

Imagine insisting that hedge funds could get away with halfway cellar boxing a company that wasn't going bankrupt. As long as GameStop lives, hedge cunts are fucked.

>53801342
Holy shit, you didn't actually read what it was id you?

>>53784478
Somehow even amsneeders have better copium than this

>bro don't hold your shares, sell them for small profits and do it often so "smart" money can keep the reserve lending of your shareholder rights and undermine the entire system more

>>53714256
Well like I said last thread, maybe UNP is a good short here to benefit off some imminent black swan regulation. Throw in DOW as well if they'll have to have a Safety Sally on every trainload of their chemicals.

>>53660244
The simulation does it again

>Hedge cunts said they closed their shorts, but are full of shit and retail has called their bluff
It truly is that simple. Shorts never closed because they cannot close. But keep crying about conspiracies and pump and dumps.

>53628576
I bought hundreds of shares recently below $18 so right now I'd say I'm doing pretty good. Go ahead and keep insisting that everyone only bought shares at the ATH though, you idiot.

>53567963

>>53543814
Classic

>>53513590
Which is funny because tech stocks are still going up despite layoffs. Clown market is completely detached from reality.

>>53482547
>One of the biggest hedge funds and market makers in the whole world
>Somehow needs Predditors to raise awareness of the company
Ken really should have never mentioned the Predditors because this is really not believable at all. Anyone with an interest in a career in finance sure as hell knows about Citadel. That's like someone wanting to make video games and not knowing about Sony or Nintendo. Predditors still live rent free in Kenneth's empty head.