/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55431306
>$16 airdrop

DXY dumping in progress

More money.

BUDDY LOOK AT FAZE COMPUTER

We recognize the strong interest in our company and our plans to better serve customers, recapture market share, drive growth and profitability, ensure our vendors are supported, and strengthen our balance sheet. To this end we will be conducting a public market offering for 70 million additional shares. Starting price is $1000 but may go as low as $0.01 depending on demand. So get to slurping, baggies.

I love gambling!

>>50944870
>What are you strikes and expiries?
I got a wide variety because I was placing bids hoping that something fills without having to get raped by the spread
3x p15 sep 23, 3x p20 sep 23, 2x p20 oct, 2x p15 dec (this one hasnt filled yet, I can see my $1 bid on yahoo kek)
the September ones are risky but they are also dirt-cheap and maybe the vega will do the thingy

>A few months later in August I actually have fucking ulcers because of this shitco squeezing my (pretty tight, thankfully).
yeah shorting shitcos is a very practical lesson in how volatile individual stocks can be compared to ETFs

>>49639075
i got a 1dte c3900 on spx
im ready for a very quick bear hunt
dont judge me

>>49462372
you are a braver man than I, to short long-term nominal prices in an inflationary environment

sold a put and a call
VIX can spike now

>>21414930
>complaining about cute gooks girls

At least they weren't niggers

>accidentally send an order for multiple /es contracts instead of /mes with a super long stop
>go get some water
>come back, instantly almost have a heart attack
>I made 150 bucks
good lord that coulda been bad

to the mooooon

So glad I picked up some

Just started getting into the real shitcoins with uniswap. Is there anything keeping me from finding a volatile as fuck token (50% margins multiple times a day) and riding that back and forth until I'm rich?

>>7121552

>got in at 750 sats
Never been comfier lads

>>2600796
One of the best laws of personal finance is never to make choices where there is even a 1 % chance of failure.
Hahahahaha