/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10263524
sell your soul to the devil. you'll be achieving the same thing without having to sacrifice your parents

I saw this image posted here on 4chan the other day in a response. I posted it as a joke on r/Bitcoin back in December after eating at Ruth's Chris the night before the biggest job interview of my life (I got the job and make 6 figures now). I recognized my handwriting immediately and think it's interesting someone saved the photo.

Ironically, that night was the night that my portfolio broke $100,000 (Bitcoin hit 12-13k.. the next few days were so exciting and I honestly felt like a genius). I have never in my life had $100,000 worth of anything and I was so happy. My portfolio quickly rocketed to around $260k over the next month. I've dollar cost averaged about $8000 of my own money this year and now my portfolio is worth $45,000.

I am in the deepest, darkest depression I've ever felt. I was so happy when I was broke and all I had to worry about was my next paycheck so that I could blow it at the bar and then have drunk sex with some thot.

Every moment of every day I feel crippling anxiety. It feels like my heart is going to explode out of my chest. I check delta at least 100 times a day praying for that sweet sweet green and it never comes.

To top it all off, I opened a 10x long with 0.5 BTC during the rally to 7600 and cashed out once I had made 0.7

I then opened a new long with the 0.7 BTC once we dipped to 6900 because it always recovers.

Liquidated.

On that note, what's the best / worst tip you've given or received.

If the person bought Bitcoin when I wrote that tip, they would be down about 60 percent right now.

>>10070010
It's dumped below 6k twice recently. That strong support at 6100 looks like a meme. This fat piece of shit wants to dump already but marginfags keep toying with it. Proping it up with these fake supports.

I shilled ETH to my mom when it was at $11. She created a Coinbase account but never got beyond that. Women are scared of crypto.

Haven't mentioned it to her ever since because I don't want her to know I'm pretty rich now and don't need her allowance money anymore.

Anyone gives better tips than me?